I was informed today by CW's niece that he passed away yesterday 9/9/09. Just letting any of the "old gang" who still comes here know. Not sure what happened..they are thinking heart attack, he was found in his home. CW was a great guy, for those of you who remember him or had the opportunity to be his friend. I myself call him my friend..we have stayed in touch over the years..he will be truly missed.. :(
I hit the "most popular" button here by mistake and ended up reading all the old blogs..man what fun we used to have! If any of you oldie but goodie BK bloggers get a chance got to re-read them..they had me laughing and feeling sad that all that fun is gone
What is the difference between girls/women
Aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
Thought it was funny..but is this what I have to look forward to next year at 48?? If so Im having one hell of a good time this year!
Some of you have seen this before, since I emailed it to you..but thought it was worth a posting..sorry for those of you that have seen it please dont spoil the ending for the rest lol
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl and the biker brings her to her terrified parents who thank him profusely. A reporter has seen the whole scene and addressing the biker says "Sir, that was the most gallant and brave thing I've ever seen a man do in my whole life. "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt. "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist you know and tomorrow's papers will have this on the front page. What motorcycle do you ride? "A Harley Davidson. "The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions and reads on the front page: BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
3 guys are sitting in a Bar. A Doctor, a Lawyer, and a Biker.
The Doctor say; "I bought my Wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes for Valentines day.
If she doesn't like the ring, she will still love the car and realize how much I love her".
The Lawyer says; For Valentines Day I bought my Wife a beautiful gold chain, and a trip to the Bahamas.
If She dosn't like the chain, she will still think of me on the trip and know that I love Her dearly".
The biker says; " I bought my old lady a t-Shirt and a vibrator for Valentines day. If she dont like the shirt she can go fuck herself"
Censoring again I see..who the hell gives you the right to censor the blogs?? As soon as someone says something you dont agree with or dont want shown you pull it..Your a very sick woman, Patti and I are not the only ones that are sick of the way you behave on here, we are just the only ones that will step up and say it..you would be very surprised who the other numerous people are..Im sick of biting my tongue when it comes to you..HA HA cant pull this one can ya?..maybe I should copy and paste your last response to me?? I knew enough to save it cuz you would pull it..your so predictable..then again nut cases usually are.......
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a . We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You got Male
Why do people( not mentioning any names here) pull their blog? If you have the balls to say it in the first place then you dont like the responses you get and you pull it?? Isnt that a form of censorship?? Everyone is entitled to their opinions..and if your putting it on a blog forum then be ready for the responses wether they agree or disagree..you have your time to respond to who you dont agree with..or is it becuz the responses you got positive or negative you agree with and dont want other ppl to see what ppl have to say?? Think before you type!
Women Are Evil By Nature...
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, handsoap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
WTH I just got a newer snowmobile last week..and no snow to ride. Havent even been able to go check it out on the trails. Hell if I have to put up with living in Buffalo I should atleast be able to ride during the winter..now they are saying 52 next tuesday!! Someone send snow!! : (
ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING!!!!!
Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall!
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my Grandpa!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Jack Daniels and women with big tits."
I have been known to say that I dont believe in God, and here is yet another reason why..Ive met a wonderful man on BON, introduced to him by CW, we have spoke for many weeks, and he was the best of the best..a heart of gold, a true friend, concern, the kind of person that puts a smile on everyone heart that meets him..things were going so good for us plans to meet after the holidays and see where it took us..then all of a sudden last Friday night he passed away..I dont understand, if there is a god..why did he take such a wonderful human being at such an early age..why dosent he take the ppl that are causing hurt or harm to other people, the people that have no regards for anyone else..why someone who is the best of the best, a great father with a great job and a great heart??..I miss him with all my heart and I am so sad..dont want to bring anyone down here..I just dont get it?? : (
The movie "The Condemmed"?? Its about 10 of the meanest, toughest, bad ass death row inmates from all over the world. They are dropped off on a uninhabitated island with nothing but their clothes on their back and a bomb strapped to their ankle that will go off in 30 hrs. The last one alive on the island gets off death row and sent back scott free, this is all being watched live on the internet for 49.99 a person..Stone Cold (hottie!) is in it..
Would you pay $49.99 to watch people beat other people to death on the internet?? Think before you answer..Im sure some of you (as well did I) clicked on the beheadings that the terrorists had filmed..so would ya??
Well it was bound to happen, heard on the news last night the Harley plant is closing for a week becuz they dont have any orders in for new bikes..well maybe it will wake them up and not charge us up the a$$ for bikes and motor clothes.. They have ruined the market by mass producing bikes, I remember in the good old days when you had to wait 8 months for the bike you wanted..now just walk in and pick it up the next day...and with all the jap bikes looking like Harleys for thousands less, ppl dont really care if its a Harley between their legs anymore. I personnal dont feel that way..but seems thats the way the economy has gone, gas prices have really made their trickle down effect on everything we do, buy, and eat, about time we start taking care of the people at home not overseas..OK I will get off my podium now..thank you..thank you very much : )
Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can
take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking
for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing We can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."
A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can
take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of
them out looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way
behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, put her in the White
House, and then half the country will be out looking for work."
For MY NEXT LIFE:
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, and become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.