Alright Doves...we scored, the Roosters have the ball, I've been thoroughly manhandled in the medic tent(YES!!!!) and all the players are on the field.
So Jersey...captain of the defense what are we gonna call here....blitz or what...
Innocence???...Innocent as...the driven snow, Red....right....
Let's take that "innocense" and knock the Roosters for a loop!!
Come on...we can do this Doves...let's show 'em what we are made of....not all fluff and lace!!
Alright Doves...we scored, the Roosters have the ball, I've been thoroughly manhandled in the medic tent(YES!!!!) and all the players are on the field. So Jersey...captain of the defense what are we gonna call here....blitz or what... Innocence???...Innocent as...the driven snow, Red....right.... Let's take that "innocense" and knock the Roosters for a loop!! Come on...we can do this Doves...let's show 'em what we are made of....not all fluff and lace!!
Yeah...I was watchin' you Jersey - looks like you swallowed the evidence...all them "biscuits" is gonna make the game veryyy interesting later....and Red...you know the rules...threaten the Ump and I have a lovely "red" card here with ya name on it...cummon - try somthing :)
PS...nice butt Sass...Oooo them teeth marks is outta the thong line. Nice work Bobby - almost heart shaped. Do you do requests like a Sydney Harbour Bridge or dingo tracks...maybe we can make some money out of your skills? A Dove would be a winner I know.
Yeah...I was watchin' you Jersey - looks like you swallowed the evidence...all them "biscuits" is gonna make the game veryyy interesting later....and Red...you know the rules...threaten the Ump and I have a lovely "red" card here with ya name on it...cummon - try somthing :) PS...nice butt Sass...Oooo them teeth marks is outta the thong line. Nice work Bobby - almost heart shaped. Do you do requests like a Sydney Harbour Bridge or dingo tracks...maybe we can make some money out of your skills? A Dove would be a winner I know.
Sorry Sass..it's the medics call...no treatment no game :) (write that down Bobby...great rule)
Red...I'm the ref...it's ok, I know what all you doosies are up to. Penalties are over....ok everyone's on the field. Doves' scored. Moses has the ball...Time out for a full body check on Jersey for illegal substances (what's that in your mouth, Hmmm?). Ok...play's on folks Roosters ball...keep the game clean...
Sorry Sass..it's the medics call...no treatment no game :) (write that down Bobby...great rule) Red...I'm the ref...it's ok, I know what all you doosies are up to. Penalties are over....ok everyone's on the field. Doves' scored. Moses has the ball...Time out for a full body check on Jersey for illegal substances (what's that in your mouth, Hmmm?). Ok...play's on folks Roosters ball...keep the game clean...
Wait a minute!!!! Wait a minute.....hey, my butt...I decide who kisses it!!!....Hmmmm..eenie,meenie,minie....oh...you can both kiss it!!!
Now get out of my way....I wanna play football...Bobby , you are still in the penalty box!...GO DOVES!!!....YES!.... SCORED AGAIIN!!!!!
Wait a minute!!!! Wait a minute.....hey, my butt...I decide who kisses it!!!....Hmmmm..eenie,meenie,minie....oh...you can both kiss it!!! Now get out of my way....I wanna play football...Bobby , you are still in the penalty box!...GO DOVES!!!....YES!.... SCORED AGAIIN!!!!!
Bobby, you'll get a penalty alright..hmmm!!!
Hey Net, you may have choses to ignore some of the DOVES.. but we have a plot for YOU now darlin! Hmmm... just wait!!
Moses, where are ya darlin, you need to come on over!
Bobby, you'll get a penalty alright..hmmm!!! Hey Net, you may have choses to ignore some of the DOVES.. but we have a plot for YOU now darlin! Hmmm... just wait!! Moses, where are ya darlin, you need to come on over!
Red
Sorry doll in penalty at this time. Moses is taking the lead.
Moses
You are in charge, run the game your way. Maybe a trick play or two. Be back in 10.
Sassy
Sorry darling in the penalty for the moment. Glad it is by the medic tent. I am going to peek in the tent to watch you get your butt kissed. Remember it is professionally done no smiling.
Netrider
Kissing Sassy's butt are you? Remember to keep it professional. I will be taking notes. G'day mate.
Red Sorry doll in penalty at this time. Moses is taking the lead. Moses You are in charge, run the game your way. Maybe a trick play or two. Be back in 10. Sassy Sorry darling in the penalty for the moment. Glad it is by the medic tent. I am going to peek in the tent to watch you get your butt kissed. Remember it is professionally done no smiling. Netrider Kissing Sassy's butt are you? Remember to keep it professional. I will be taking notes. G'day mate.
Yeah Bobby...this is such an ugly game. So much crap falling that it looks like a flock (that's "flock") of seagulls is passin....it's a foul - Maneater yer out for 10. I gotta clean this game up...Moses - sorry mate you've been holding that ball to long - yeah, you've beeen enjoying the goosing. The smiling gave ya away...Doves ball.
Bobby...sorry mate..yer out too for 10 for biting. The biting wasn't the bad part - it was the sleezy smile...yer enjoyed it to much.
Sassy - you and I need to get into the medic tent together and I'll check ya butt out for puncture marks...and I may have to kiss it better ...professionally of course - I'm a trained first aider.
So Bobby's off, Sass's in the medic tent, the Maneater's sidelined...I have my eye on Jersy for an illegal move...Dove's ball...play on.
Yeah Bobby...this is such an ugly game. So much crap falling that it looks like a flock (that's "flock") of seagulls is passin....it's a foul - Maneater yer out for 10. I gotta clean this game up...Moses - sorry mate you've been holding that ball to long - yeah, you've beeen enjoying the goosing. The smiling gave ya away...Doves ball. Bobby...sorry mate..yer out too for 10 for biting. The biting wasn't the bad part - it was the sleezy smile...yer enjoyed it to much. Sassy - you and I need to get into the medic tent together and I'll check ya butt out for puncture marks...and I may have to kiss it better ...professionally of course - I'm a trained first aider. So Bobby's off, Sass's in the medic tent, the Maneater's sidelined...I have my eye on Jersy for an illegal move...Dove's ball...play on.
