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bobthebuilder2006
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Veröffentlicht am Sat, Dec 02, 2006 12:59

Ok,family?.Here it is. The first annual ?B-K Dysfunctional Family Fantasy Mororcycle ride. The preliminary list of attendees will be as follows. At the front of the line will be K6 and Bdel3har We want oncoming traffics first impression to be Real bikers. Big ones! Noskool your right there upfront too, as the grand marshall and guess whos riding on the back of your bike? This years homecoming Queen- Treas that?s who. We need her in safe hands and you?re the one for the job. Haha good luck T. I?ll be somewhere in there and Jessica ,youll be riding with me, youll be carrying a bag of rotten tomatoes we?ll be throwin at all the cagers who get in the way of our procession. Ob26 youll be escorting the rest of the Texas Bk chapter including Maneater who will be riding her own to this one. You all might be wondering if Junies comin due to her none biker status around here. Shell be there but NOT on a motorcycle. She will be serving coffee and donuts at the meet b4 and manning the food tables at the party after. This way she can do something worth while, while enjoying her favorite past time-TALKING. Justfor ya will be out auditioning for American Idol that day so he wont be there. Bill, Heretic,CWS Thunder you guys will be runnin road block on all the traffic lites and intersections. Half inch this is yours to coordinate.. Stillownashovel and the Pan boys and Knuckle riders will be riding near the front. We like it loud up there. We want to see Ms Henderson on her bike and riding with us this day Half way threw the ride well be stopping in front of The Highway Hotel where DD and dragonfly will LEAVE the hotel room and come out to ride with us. Dueces you cannot ride with us this day unless you wear leathers and a full face helmit. This is because we don?t want any of your hood-rat tenants running us all down just cause they spot there slumlord landlord on a motorcycle. Hossy you will enforce this any way necessary. Demo you will be driving the recovery vehicle at the back of the run . Just remember this is where we don?t run into someone who is broken down?.... Hmmm...oh never mind? Just take one of the bikes in my garage. James you drive the truck, its just safer. Topdog will be bringin up the rear. If you drive too slow he will certainly let you know about it. Badman will be giving the commencment speech and Chop 821 will be giving the prayer for safe travel. Chop will also be riding near me as to help with all the 9th steps Ill need to make b4 the day is over. Sassy gets to ride with who ever she wants We will be having this run in a state with out a helmit law so Dynathoms head will see some sunlite. We will need a really good first aider at the party after anyway. Now. Kimmy will be riding with her partner in crime LTBB on the back of her super bike. They will be covering all the press release issues for this event. Ltbb will be taken photos from the back of Kimmys ride but if anyone hangs around these 2 gaulkin at their ?ladiness? for too long they will get one of the rotten tomatoes that will be in abundance for this ride. Lionesgrn will be riding provided the training wheels and basket are on board. Now Really Red, Paddy. Windon Heather, Susie Q, Angel in Disguise, all the Harley chicks, TamaraT, Wildspirit, NasT, Sweetcheeks, and Primadonna you all have to be there, cause whats a party with out chicks, Old school and Bikernanna will be riding and get there ahead to be in charge of parking. They will both have big sticks to hit people with, who don?t listen to them and I have a feeling there will be more then one. With the exception of 1 lady on here all you folks with no pics and hidden profiles will be makin this ride with paper bags over your heads like the unknown comic from Saturday nite live. Sorry best I could do for ya. Bob Mac and a few Marines will be in charge of the big party festivities after ward. And there will be lots. There will be a dancefloor and live music with Yammyrocks band playin . There will be a cash bar for all who drink and Buckethead will be running the smoke fest in the woods next to the rally site. Becareful don?t get busted!! There will also be a boxing ring set up for all personal squabbles to settled before days end. I will be the ref There will be a lengthy (im sure) sign up sheet for all who want to fight me after all the initial bouts are settled. No ref! Good luck. All proceeds to go some charity and while we are all having fun, I?ve hired someone whos gonna hack into BK and erase every fricken blog on here and well start from scratch. See you all there.


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Veröffentlicht am Sat, Dec 16, 2006 22:03

Great imagination BTB! ;^) I just got a little bit of time to "try" to catch up in here again and this is one of the first blogs I've read so far! lol


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Veröffentlicht am Fri, Dec 15, 2006 08:03

Bob, Thanks for the invite, is there anything I can help with? :)


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Veröffentlicht am Fri, Dec 15, 2006 07:23

Noskool- the horse and its *ss are out. We will have to use Demorall again. Ask Yogi where the h#ll my picnic basket is. Squeak- this IS my hobbie. I call it Creative Writing 101. Not to be confused with my other hobbie, Abusive Writing 101. Thats the one I really like. Theres just so much that motivates me around here, I just cant help myself.


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Veröffentlicht am Fri, Dec 15, 2006 06:54

Well to hell with Yogi then...let's get Foghorn Leghorn...He is a real Toon. A Toon's Toon. Off to buy my homecoming queen dress/leathers.


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Veröffentlicht am Thu, Dec 14, 2006 16:16

thom-I dont care if your Bushtec has a Bushtec. Nothing changes. Just had to take the eraser to the invite list. Now did someone suggest we have this thing in Jellystone. Anyone clear this with the Ranger and will Yogi and BooBoo be coming?


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Veröffentlicht am Thu, Dec 14, 2006 05:34

poppa bob is just alittle pissed that this was all suppose to be for fun and 1 person who will now be excluded from the ride doesnt know how to go with the flow. Sorry gang I wont make that mistake again when the invitations go out, next time.


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Veröffentlicht am Wed, Dec 13, 2006 20:23

horse will get scared and run off when the bikes start. I am bringing the pan... Have you ever heard STD heads breathing through a set of samson long cannons (uncorked of course)


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Veröffentlicht am Wed, Dec 13, 2006 17:20

Uh ohhh..Poppa Bob is sounding a trifle cranky... Treas slips quietly from the blog so as not to upset Poppa Bob with any undue noise.


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Veröffentlicht am Mon, Dec 11, 2006 06:08

Oh NOW I remember!! Thanks Sassy!!!!!


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Veröffentlicht am Fri, Dec 08, 2006 07:59

Good point Cruisin!! Hey...I have to WORK at getting laid??? Dang I must be slipping.


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Veröffentlicht am Fri, Dec 08, 2006 03:52

Treasure, The mature woman has a wealth of life experiences to draw from....there is a certain air of sophistication about us....we know what we want and how to go about getting it....we appreciate fine wine, good company, true gentlemen, bad boys and invigorating conversation. We are like a fine wine too...aged to perfection....the years have taught us many things and we are sometimes willing to share those teachings....in other words....we are in the best years of our life. Feel better??


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Veröffentlicht am Thu, Dec 07, 2006 19:35

HOSSY ORDER 2 OF THOSE BIKES. I'LL TAKE ONE 2. I'LL DRIVE IT FOR A WEEK OR 2 THEN PARK IT IN FRONT OF DEMOS HOUSE B4 THE FIRST PAYMENT IS DUE. __________________________________ TREAS...13 STEP IS NUTHING LIKE THE 19TH HOLE, 19TH HOLE YOU GET DRUNK 13TH STEP YOU GET L@ID....IF YOU WORK IT RIGHT


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Veröffentlicht am Thu, Dec 07, 2006 14:45

Bob Demomans down the road from me a piece. I'll have to mosey on over there and check out his driving skills and fingering! After all, you have to hand it to demo! Aldo


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Veröffentlicht am Thu, Dec 07, 2006 14:43

BOB, Ran over the ole V8 Banana huh...no worries...I' been thinking about a 615ci 1000hp NOS monster anyway. Let See... Reasons to haul Junie and get loads of donuts.... If Demo Crunches my bike and I get insurance from GMAC as down payment for my next monster 615 Cubic Inch 860 Horsepower stock 1060 Horsepower w/NOS Dry Weight 1140 lbs. 0 to 100 in 3 seconds 0 to 150 in 5 seconds 1/4 mi. in 7 seconds at over 190 mph Thanks Bob...brilliant idea! I'll haul your reluctant wives anytime!


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Veröffentlicht am Thu, Dec 07, 2006 12:55

NasTDancer, Leathers! OK by me, do we get whips too? :)


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Veröffentlicht am Thu, Dec 07, 2006 09:25

Hey Chop...I have heard about that 13th step!!! Kinda like the 19th hole on the golf course!! Sassy..you are the chickiest of chicks....the girliest of girls and I am one of your biggest fans and woman if you are too old then I sure as hell am too. So let's show them what we old broads can do! Uhhh..now just refresh my memory, what is it we can do?


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Veröffentlicht am Thu, Dec 07, 2006 03:56

Oh gee Bob, What an honor...THE Chick!!!...cool. Ok...I'll wear those little size 2 jeans for ya...just a word of advice...better get in shape for the dance floor...wouldn't want to wear you out...I am the Dancing Queen!! Ah..brass poles...brings back memories of my youth!!


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Veröffentlicht am Wed, Dec 06, 2006 13:06

ok Hossy you give my viking bride a lift. (someone whispers in Bobs ear) oh no!! What?! Hossy, it seems someone slashed both your tires while you were over at the donut table, hold on let me get James to back the truck up to get your bike. (cut to truck backing up)beep beep beep(back-up beeper)oh crap!!!! Demo! what the hell are you doing driving the..... OMG demo's gone psycho and just ran over Hossies bike! (cut to visual of truck driving off with demos arm and middle finger extended out the drivers window. Holy crap!! Wow looks like Junies gotta give you a lift in her car now Hossie. Well you mine as well help her with the donuts before we head out. Call your insurance company first.


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Veröffentlicht am Wed, Dec 06, 2006 11:59

far fornicating out!!..;p


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