A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his >friend is very well endowed"Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims. "I wasn't > always this impressive, I had to work for it." "What do you mean?" Jim asked. "Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night >rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow >4 inches! You should try it." Jim agrees and the two say good bye. A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how >his situation was. Jim replied,"I did what you said, Bob, but I've actuall y gotten smaller! - >I lost two inches already!" "Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?" "Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco." "Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed. "Dammit, Jim, Crisco is shortening!!!" You gotta follow the recipe!!!
A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his >friend is very well endowed"Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims. "I wasn't
> always this impressive, I had to work for it." "What do you mean?" Jim asked. "Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night >rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow >4 inches! You should try it." Jim agrees and the two say good bye. A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how >his situation was. Jim replied,"I did what you said, Bob, but I've actuall y gotten smaller! - >I lost two inches already!" "Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?" "Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco." "Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed. "Dammit, Jim, Crisco is shortening!!!" You gotta follow the recipe!!!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's the problem?" After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend." 'Wow," says the barkeep. "What did you do about it?" "I walked over to my wife, looked her in the eye, told her to pack her stuff, and get the hell out." "That makes sense," remarks the barkeep... "And, what about your best friend?" "I looked him right in the eye and yelled, "Bad Dog
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's the problem?"
After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend."
'Wow," says the barkeep. "What did you do about it?" "I walked over to my wife, looked her in the eye, told her to pack her stuff, and get the hell out."
"That makes sense," remarks the barkeep... "And, what about your best friend?"
"I looked him right in the eye and yelled, "Bad Dog
beautiful red how did u know i am down and out this am...moses get out your colors ,paint me happy on the swing barefooted,spring time...thank you red fer the cowboy but i just wanna cry ...not sure i would make good company so take care of him fer a spell longer,my leg is aflame and my cletus is layed up also ....paint me moses with my leg healed ny bike fixed and me back to work,,,so i'll have something to beach about lol love ya guys
beautiful red how did u know i am down and out this am...moses get out your colors ,paint me happy on the swing barefooted,spring time...thank you red fer the cowboy but i just wanna cry ...not sure i would make good company so take care of him fer a spell longer,my leg is aflame and my cletus is layed up also ....paint me moses with my leg healed ny bike fixed and me back to work,,,so i'll have something to beach about lol love ya guys
Ohhhhhh Paddy...NO WAY, been too busy with this other man... his hands are too good to be true girl! Now I mean the hands of that cowboy and his back pocket..that thang of his....ya know the one I'm talkin about! Girl you'll want some of that! I'm shippin him to you via NEXT DAY, GUARANTEED DELIVERY for Valentines Day and honey you will want to save all your energy for this package! You'll have your very own R-O-D-E-O!!!! RIDE 'EM GIRL! (now moses don't get jealous, we have to get Paddy up and at it and if this thang don't do it.. well hell, I don't know what will! YIPPY!!!!
Paddy, this is for you girlfriend:
Here is a very special wish That's meant for only you That tucked within these words I send Are brightened skies of blue
Sprinkled with a bit of love From deep within my heart I wish for you the greatest day Right from the very start!
((Fear Not, For He Is With You Always!))
LOVE YA GIRLFRIEND.. HUGS
Ohhhhhh Paddy...NO WAY, been too busy with this other man... his hands are too good to be true girl! Now I mean the hands of that cowboy and his back pocket..that thang of his....ya know the one I'm talkin about! Girl you'll want some of that! I'm shippin him to you via NEXT DAY, GUARANTEED DELIVERY for Valentines Day and honey you will want to save all your energy for this package! You'll have your very own R-O-D-E-O!!!! RIDE 'EM GIRL! (now moses don't get jealous, we have to get Paddy up and at it and if this thang don't do it.. well hell, I don't know what will! YIPPY!!!!
Paddy, this is for you girlfriend:
Here is a very special wish
That's meant for only you
That tucked within these words I send
Are brightened skies of blue
Sprinkled with a bit of love
From deep within my heart
I wish for you the greatest day
Right from the very start!
RED ..DID YOU GET MY BUT RUB BY MISTAKE?????IT HASN;T SHOWN UP JUST YET ,IF HIS HAND ISN'T WORN OUT BY YOU SUGGA ...LOL SEND IT ON DOWN TO TX.OK? LOL LOVE YA GUYS
RED ..DID YOU GET MY BUT RUB BY MISTAKE?????IT HASN;T SHOWN UP JUST YET ,IF HIS HAND ISN'T WORN OUT BY YOU SUGGA ...LOL SEND IT ON DOWN TO TX.OK? LOL LOVE YA GUYS
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