Now here are the rules from the male side. >> These are our rules! >> Please note.. these are all numbered '1' >> ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. >> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. >> You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. >> We need it up, you need it down. >> You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. >> >> 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon >> or the changing of the tides. >> Let it be. >> >> 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. >> And no, we are never going to think of it that way. >> >> 1. Crying is blackmail. >> >> 1. Ask for what you want. >> Let us be clear on this one: >> Subtle hints do not work! >> Strong hints do not work! >> Obvious hints do not work! >> Just say it! >> >> 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every >> question. >> >> 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's >> what we do. >> Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. >> >> 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. >> See a doctor. >> >> 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. >> In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. >> >> 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect >> us to act like soap opera guys. >> >> 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. >> Don't ask us. >> >> 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the >> ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the opposite.
Christopher Columbus discovered America. He didn't need directions. He was lost and found his way to...
Now here are the rules from the male side.
>> These are our rules!
>> Please note.. these are all numbered '1'
>> ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
>>
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
>> You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
>> We need it up, you need it down.
>> You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
>>
>> 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
>> or the changing of the tides.
>> Let it be.
>>
>> 1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
>> And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
>>
>> 1. Crying is blackmail.
>>
>> 1. Ask for what you want.
>> Let us be clear on this one:
>> Subtle hints do not work!
>> Strong hints do not work!
>> Obvious hints do not work!
>> Just say it!
>>
>> 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
>> question.
>>
>> 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
>> what we do.
>> Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>>
>> 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
>> See a doctor.
>>
>> 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
>> In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
>>
>> 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect
>> us to act like soap opera guys.
>>
>> 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
>> Don't ask us.
>>
>> 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
>> ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the opposite.
Christopher Columbus discovered America. He didn't need directions. He was lost and found his way to...
Re:Only cause any more time around him and she'd have to kill him. So she is kind and let's him live and contribute to the quality of their lifestyle.
Roadking20032000 write:
Re: Sure he is. He got his new Ultra Classic 4 monthes ago. Now he has 3 bikes and a pool. Plus he has his own welders shop far from the house. We worship him.
TreasureTreasT write:
Re: Shorty is whipped.
Roadking20032000 write: My friend Shorty asked me a question this past weekend and I gave him my autobiography ( We were drinking) and he said Man answer, please I don't have time for the babes version I have to get back to her.
Re:Only cause any more time around him and she'd have to kill him. So she is kind and let's him live and contribute to the quality of their lifestyle.
Roadking20032000 write:
Re: Sure he is. He got his new Ultra Classic 4 monthes ago. Now he has 3 bikes and a pool. Plus he has his own welders shop far from the house. We worship him.
TreasureTreasT write:
Re: Shorty is whipped.
Roadking20032000 write: My friend Shorty asked me a question this past weekend and I gave him my autobiography ( We were drinking) and he said Man answer, please I don't have time for the babes version I have to get back to her.
Its no use girls trying to explain it to him, hes a man and doesnt have a clue whats going on unlees he has one hand on the remote and one down his boxers
Its no use girls trying to explain it to him, hes a man and doesnt have a clue whats going on unlees he has one hand on the remote and one down his boxers
Re: Sure he is. He got his new Ultra Classic 4 monthes ago. Now he has 3 bikes and a pool. Plus he has his own welders shop far from the house. We worship him.
TreasureTreasT write:
Re: Shorty is whipped.
Roadking20032000 write: My friend Shorty asked me a question this past weekend and I gave him my autobiography ( We were drinking) and he said Man answer, please I don't have time for the babes version I have to get back to her.
Re: Sure he is. He got his new Ultra Classic 4 monthes ago. Now he has 3 bikes and a pool. Plus he has his own welders shop far from the house. We worship him.
TreasureTreasT write:
Re: Shorty is whipped.
Roadking20032000 write: My friend Shorty asked me a question this past weekend and I gave him my autobiography ( We were drinking) and he said Man answer, please I don't have time for the babes version I have to get back to her.
I keep telling ya RK, you guys only THINK you control that remote thingy. When in fact, we just allow you to think it. You guys are so cute.
Roadking20032000 write: My friend Shorty asked me a question this past weekend and I gave him my autobiography ( We were drinking) and he said Man answer, please I don't have time for the babes version I have to get back to her.
Re: Shorty is whipped.
I keep telling ya RK, you guys only THINK you control that remote thingy. When in fact, we just allow you to think it. You guys are so cute.
Roadking20032000 write: My friend Shorty asked me a question this past weekend and I gave him my autobiography ( We were drinking) and he said Man answer, please I don't have time for the babes version I have to get back to her.
Re: Now Teach I just spent 3 days with My friends wife Sue. She is 6'1 and about 180. If she can't train me after 7 yrs what hope does anyone.
TeachOnWheels write: SC you read my mind and obviously typed faster than I did. Gotta tell you, I can't wait for Rodeo. I think RK needs to see how "real" women handle life. He appears to live in a fantasy world. I'm guessing Hurrican hasn't had enough time to get him under control, but it sounds like her hands might be a bit full moving stuff in that garage to make room for more toys.
Re: Now Teach I just spent 3 days with My friends wife Sue. She is 6'1 and about 180. If she can't train me after 7 yrs what hope does anyone.
TeachOnWheels write: SC you read my mind and obviously typed faster than I did. Gotta tell you, I can't wait for Rodeo. I think RK needs to see how "real" women handle life. He appears to live in a fantasy world. I'm guessing Hurrican hasn't had enough time to get him under control, but it sounds like her hands might be a bit full moving stuff in that garage to make room for more toys.
SC you read my mind and obviously typed faster than I did. Gotta tell you, I can't wait for Rodeo. I think RK needs to see how "real" women handle life. He appears to live in a fantasy world. I'm guessing Hurrican hasn't had enough time to get him under control, but it sounds like her hands might be a bit full moving stuff in that garage to make room for more toys.
SC you read my mind and obviously typed faster than I did. Gotta tell you, I can't wait for Rodeo. I think RK needs to see how "real" women handle life. He appears to live in a fantasy world. I'm guessing Hurrican hasn't had enough time to get him under control, but it sounds like her hands might be a bit full moving stuff in that garage to make room for more toys.
My friend Shorty asked me a question this past weekend and I gave him my autobiography ( We were drinking) and he said Man answer, please I don't have time for the babes version I have to get back to her.
My friend Shorty asked me a question this past weekend and I gave him my autobiography ( We were drinking) and he said Man answer, please I don't have time for the babes version I have to get back to her.
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