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A little laughter about the life of 37 year old single woman in texas.

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How to make gulf coast rain 106 Angesehen 07/18/11

Although this has little to do with riding I find the circumstances too funny to pass up.  Every time I take my bike out it seems to rain and I think I have figured out why - MissyLynn

 

How to make it rain in TX :

 

Predict rain for two weeks - not a drop

 

Pray for rain = drier than a bone and lawn catches on fire (oh yes this happened to me)

 

Water lawn to save it = not a cloud in the sky for a month

 

Have yard boy wax all cars at office = gets cloudly, thunders - then nothing.  Kind of like a man all talk and no show.

 

Neighbors go on vacation = light rain two days

 

Wax VP's special "benz" = hail no rain

 

Send yardboy to detail and wax all trucks in shop yard - rain just enough to ruin work and piss off customers.

 

Hang laundry on line =  rain only enough to keep clothes from drying

 

Buy new harley and ride it home - rain enough to ruin detail job.

 

Wear white to work = light rain during commute

 

Hang laundry on line +  ride new harley to work while wearing white = DOWNPOUR of biblical proportions.  This in addition to be pelted by the rain and being wolf whistled at by every trucker on 529.  Thank goodness I have great legs in now see through clothing.

 

Moral of the story - never wear white on your harley - Missy Lynn.

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