Zitiert von Junie2006:

Redneck Pickup Lines


1) Did you fart?
Cuz you just blew me away.

2) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT? '
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would
break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

and...... the best for last!


13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.



JunieXXX

Redneck Pickup Lines


1) Did you fart?
Cuz you just blew me away.

2) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT? '
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would
break the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

and...... the best for last!


13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.



JunieXXX

Zitiert von ohsusieq:

LMAO ONG and I heard some of those LOL

LMAO ONG and I heard some of those LOL

Zitiert von Yeahryt:

"Redneck Pickup Lines":

Nice.

"Redneck Pickup Lines":

Nice.

Zitiert von milfmom:

LMAO... Laughter is the best medicine

LMAO... Laughter is the best medicine

Zitiert von evenevo:

LMAO!!!Funny as!

LMAO!!!Funny as!

Zitiert von Junie2006:

Quoting: Originally posted by easyrider96 those were good...lol

Revolting - but true. I think I've met this man on my travels....

Zitiert von PMS:

JUNIEEE!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!! that was a great read this morning. Thanks for the laughs there gal.

JUNIEEE!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!! that was a great read this morning. Thanks for the laughs there gal.

Zitiert von DynaThom:

8) Yer the best lookin cousin I got!!!

8) Yer the best lookin cousin I got!!!

Zitiert von easyrider96:

those were good...lol

those were good...lol