Saw this on another biker site and thought it made me chuckle..so I'll share...

Ya picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel...
bwahaha Cweet Char

"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer."

Hello, My Name is Miss Behavin'

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Destroy What Destroys You

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You Aren't Important Enogh to Make Me Angry

What will go on my tombstone:
"Don't look for logic where there is none."

And the saying I tell my buddies when stressed over a woman: "There are over six billion people on this earth. About half of them are women...how many of them have you not met yet?"

Usually gets them over the hump!

And he whispered to me in the darkness as we lay together "Tell me where to touch you so that I can drive you insane, tell me where to touch you to give you the ultimate pleasure, tell me where to touch you so that we will truly own each other". And she kissed him softly and whispered back..."touch my mind".

If you keep on doing what you've always done, you already got what you will always have.

so true!! Me likey!!

I have two:

Experience is a cruel teacher. She gives the test first and the lesson afterwards.

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

Love people, not things.
Use things, not people.

To be or not to be...
That is the 'answer'...

The two things most prevelant in the universe are hydrogen & stupidity.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper,the closer you get to the end,the faster it go's

Mine is
You'll never know if the wall is made of paper unless you try to go through it!

It's hard to soar like an eagle
when you're amongst a bunch of turkeys!


Have a great Thanksgiving everyone!

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you!
Rita Mae Brown

Definitions:
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you


Glibido: All talk and no action.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness

and my personal favorite
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Definitions:
Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you


Glibido: All talk and no action.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness

and my personal favorite
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

yesterdays answer has nothing to do with todays problems.

the only person who likes change is a wet baby. :-)

the "what if" question begs for completion: "what if we tried?"

i'm not in heat, so get off my ass!!!!

that's my favorite! that's how i try to live my life, as in really living it.



here's my other motto:

let your life speak

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All right Ladies.
What's for breakfast?

SLB