A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"

You come all the way here for Biketoberfest or just to come visit me?




Princess......

Maybe in October puddin.

So when you coming to Florida cupcake?

Three Lesbians,What do ya call the
one in the middle?
A Bush Hog!

Eww Ewww Ewwww. You are such a guy Jerry. MUAH Kiss Kiss.

A man enters into a bar, and the waiter comes and asks him "What do you want to drink sir?" The customer points out to a guy laying on the floor and replies "Whatever that guy was drinking."