"fk you, you f'n mother f'er"

Drew Carey

LOL my granddaddy used to say the exact same thing

"You're gonna let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird azz!"

I haven't the slightest idea who started this, but my daddy used to tell me that right before I sat down and hushed!

This to shall pass

If it's ment to be it will be

Do as I say, not as I do

Grass is always greener over the septic tank!!

"INSANITY" repeating the same actions and expecting different results.

"A friend is one who know our faults yet finds our virtues too, then loves us unconditionally."

I like that one MO how true have never heard it before but shall never forget it now

I have a few that I like ~
"Life is too short to dance with ugly people" (Meaning ugly on the inside...)
"What is yours will come to you"
"May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty!"
"Patience, I will be rewarded!"

"It is a dog eat dog world, and I am wearing Milk-Bone underwear."

"Life is like a Sh*t sandwich. Seems those with all the bread never have to taste the s*it."

Don't worry E!!!!!!
Good judgement comes from experience
Experience comes from bad judgment!

you can't love unless you can trust, and you can't trust if you've been hurt.

No wonder this "relationship thing" is so hard

"We always hurt the ones we love"
Don't know who wrote it, but Man, did I Fuk-up!

1.What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
2.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is,won't make you cry

"Fortes Fortuna Ajuvat"
Fortune Favors the Brave.

Think about it, how do you know what you can do until you try?

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

Teasing The Reaper

Thats Not Right

Some times, I feel I got to, ah ah,
run away

It wasn't Me

A reporter asks:
How can you shoot women and children.
Door gunner replys:
Easy,You don't have to lead em as much.

Help me MR. Wizard!!!!!

Chkn