Its Five O Clock Somewhere.

1. Be sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear!

2.It is better to sit quiet and be thought a fool ... than, to speak and remove all doubt!

Hold my beer and watch this...

THE SAME ONE YOU MET GOING UP THE LADDER YOU WILL MEET COMING DOWN

Ok here's a few....

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.


2. A day without sunshine is like...night.


3. On the other hand, you have different fingers....


4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.


5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.


7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.


8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.


9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.


10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.


11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.


12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.


13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.


14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...


15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.


18. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.


19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?


20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.


21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.


23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.


25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.


26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

LIFE - I am gonna ride it till the wheels fall off~~~~

Thanks Catchme!

Harleyst...great pic!

Here's another one that I say often...

Speak it into existence!

Like it says on my profile, "you roll your dice and you take your chances."

because I honestly live by the belief that fortune DOES favor the brave. After all, how can you know what you can acheive if you never try?

Live like you're dying.




HDuece- love your new pic. CC

For every action, there is a reaction!

"Don't talk with your mouth full" =.)~

"I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead."

- from a Jimmy Buffet song

What comes around goes around!

u cannot make a second first impression!!

"I used to be disgusted...now I try to be amused"

Elvis Costello