Kids Wisdom Family

  • View author's info Author posted on Sep 29, 2005 07:49


    Kids' Wise Words
    1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
    - Patrick, age 10
    2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
    - Michael, 14
    3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
    - Michael, 14
    4. Stay away from prunes.
    - Randy, 9
    5. Never pee on an electric fence.
    - Robert, 13
    6. Don't squat with your spurs on.
    - Noronha, 13
    7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.
    - Emily, 10
    8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
    - Taylia, 11
    9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
    - Traci, 14
    10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
    - Mitchell, 12
    11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
    - Andrew, 9
    12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
    - Kyoyo, 9
    13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
    - Armir, 9
    14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
    - Kellie, 11
    15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
    - Naomi, 15
    16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
    - Lauren, 9
    17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
    - Joel, 10
    18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the p*hone.
    - Alyesha, 13
    19. Never try to baptize a cat.
    - Eileen, 8
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  • View author's info posted on Apr 21, 2006 20:14


    LMAO.. THANKS SMILE
  • View author's info posted on Apr 21, 2006 18:32


    Gskirt write:
    Amusing:)

    True story:
    While reading to my 10 year old son one night, I came across the clause, "...the fissure in the sky..."; knowing that I will quiz him on new vocabulary if he doesn't ask me what the words mean, I paused. He looked at me with his big, blue eyes, expectantly.
    "So, what is a 'fissure in the sky?'" I queried.
    "That's easy, mom," he nonchalantly answered. "It's that little boy on the moon with a fishing pole before the movie starts."

    awe....thanks for sharing! Brings back memories....my daughter is now 21...
  • View author's info posted on Apr 20, 2006 22:39


    Amusing:)

    True story:
    While reading to my 10 year old son one night, I came across the clause, "...the fissure in the sky..."; knowing that I will quiz him on new vocabulary if he doesn't ask me what the words mean, I paused. He looked at me with his big, blue eyes, expectantly.
    "So, what is a 'fissure in the sky?'" I queried.
    "That's easy, mom," he nonchalantly answered. "It's that little boy on the moon with a fishing pole before the movie starts."
  • View author's info posted on Feb 03, 2006 04:45


    Good thread
  • View author's info posted on Dec 30, 2005 05:27


    Thanks smile, these brought a few chuckles and a smile to me.

    So, this little kid was sittin' on the curb, smokin' a cigarette and drinkin' a beer. He was 11 years old and it was a school day.

    A reverend saw him and walked up to him and said," Son, you are playing with the tools of the devil. It's time to be in school and here you sit, ditching classes and doing things that are wrong for a boy of your age."

    The boy said,"So what, I can do what I want!"

    The pastor then asked, "Well, don't you want to go to heaven?"

    The boy responds, "He!! No"

    The pastor then replies,"What? You mean you don't want to go to heaven when you die?"

    The young boy then says, "Oh, when I die, sure. I thought you were getting up a group to go now!"
  • View author's info posted on Dec 27, 2005 09:10


    Ain't that the truth...outta the mouths of babes! lol
  • View author's info posted on Sep 29, 2005 10:58


    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip c*oming.
    - Alan, age 10

    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
    - Kirsten, age 10

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
    - Camille, age 10

    No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
    - Freddie, age 6

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
    - Derrick, age 8

    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

    Both don't want any more kids.
    - Lori, age 8

    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    - Lynnette, age 8
    On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    - Martin, age 10

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    - Craig, age 9

    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

    When they're rich.
    - Pam, age 7
    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
    - Curt, age 7
    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    - Howard, age 8

    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
    - Anita, age 9

    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    - Kelvin, age 8

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

    Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
    - Ricky, age 10
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