What was the most embarrassing thing your kid has said?

I had my parents over for dinner one night and my son came out and said can I have the batteries from your flashlight. I said what flashlight, he says, the one in your underwear drawer. I wanted to hide under the sofa.

LMAO...the list is endless.

ohhhhhhhhhhh another one from Jenn--at 2--her and her brother are 15 mths apart--we were in the driveway and she looks at her godfather and says "Uncle Bobby do you have a pen is like Daddy and Robert??????

When my youngest child and daughter was in the fisrt grade, I got a call from the school principal telling me my daughter had called another little girl "a horrifying name" at school. Later that day,my boss (also a preacher) was at my house talking to me as the kids were coming in from school. Kristena looks up at me with wide eyed innocense and asked "Mommy, what's a skank? I would've crawled in a hole but couldn't find one quick enough! My boss just looked at me and said, " ahh, the wonderous things one learns at school!"

LMAOOOOOOO... thats good!

Wow, I just found this thread..
Tally and I were with the baby tonight, watching her be mom was amazing. But this thread reminded me..
A Christmas party w/the company I worked for when she was not quite
3yrs old.
Was a stuffy party, she was sitting next to me, my ex across the table, an elderly woman on the other side of Tally. Don't know why or what happened, but in a moment of quite Tally said to the lady....
"my daddy's wee wee floats"...talk about wanting to smack your face against the table...the ex was pizzed...I personally thought it was funny.. kids..they only speak truth as they actually see it...

Well this brought back something my daughter did.I had some friends over and we were all just shooting the chit and my girl comes into the living room with my toy in her hand saying"mommy ,why is daddy in the closet?" OMG I just died! She was 4 yrs old and I was so embarrased.So needless to say my toys get locked up in the safe ....lol.

i had one similiar

my then 4 yr old daughter was taking swimming lessons at the Y---we were in the locker room--old building, 15' high ceilings---there was a woman in there from the day care getting the kids dressed--not a small woman and out of the mth of this sweet looking blonde cutie comes

"MOMMY THAT LADY IS SOOOOOOOOOO FAT"
while echoing thru the locker rm--all i wanted to do was find a hole to crawl in

In the check out line at the grocery store. Had my brother's 4 year old son in the basket. He said Uncle Dave look at that ladies fat bu++. She turned around and if looks could kill.

I moved over to the next line. Told her I was sorry. I still laugh about it, he was right.

My son, my beautiful, well spoken, 28 yrs old son...well, he wasn't always well spoken! When he was about 2 1/2 or maybe 3, he had trouble with his r's...and he loved to rock in a rocking chair...I had an old wooden rocker that was "his" chair but everytime we went shopping he wanted to sit in any rocker he found and rock...only to him it was fock...sounded out in his tiny little baby voice as...you got it...fcuk!!! We were in Penney's in the Tampa Bay Mall in Tampa Florida, and I was pregnant with my daughter...up the escalator and first thing in view...yep..you got it...as loud as his little voice would go he yells...Mommy look...a fcuking chair....the salesman could do nothing but laugh and look at my tummy....wonder WHAT he was thinking???? Cole still turns red when I tell that story...and, trust me, I tell it every chance I get!!!!

My daughter looks nothing like me so when she was 5 she had long beautiful red hair so I decided to become a redhead so we would at least look like we belonged together....Well a woman came over to us and commented to us she can see where my daughter gets her red hair from...well my daughters response was mine is "real"...my mothers comes out of a bottle....all I could do is laugh and admit it....Kids you gotta love 'em!

How about sitting on a full bus and have your five year old yell out "you f@rted" so with the whole bus watching me deny it. gotta laugh at that one!

I can definetly say I would not show my face there either. Why do they always pick the wrong time to say stuff. I think they plot it.

OMG that is too funny.....here is mine. My daughter Chrissy was about 3 at the time and we were at Winn Dixie.....I was asking one of the stock boys ( probably all of 16 years old) if they had regular cranberry juice not cranberry juice cocktail. He was explaining to me that he wasn't sure when my 3 year old decided to pipe in with......why you talking to my Mama are you going to spend the night or something..... she had meant to say are you going to spend the night talking.....oops not much better LOL.....needless to say I about died and have never set foot back into that Winn Dixie.....that sweet 3 year old is now 20....LOL from the mouth of babes.....that is the little stinker in the pic

Way too funny! My kids would have a ball with that one!!

LOL I feel for you kid!!!!!!! When my daughters were up for the summer one year I took them and my girlfriend at the time to dinner at a cowboy bar ....we ordered Rokie Mountain oyster and while Nancy and I were dancing a song the youngest decided she liked them and let me know by screaming at me, "Hey Dad!I really like BULLBALLS!!!",,, the whole place heard it and even the band which thought it was so hilarious they stopped playing!